fam law joke
Family Law Judge to Mother: Do you understand that you have sworn to tell the truth? Mother: I do. Judge: Do you understand what will happen if you are not truthful? Mother: Sure. I get everything I want.
Custody dispute
A man and his wife were in the throes of breaking up and arguing about the divorce settlement. In a fit of pique the man thew trifle at his wife. That’s how she ended up with custardy.
